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We love to support our local oyster farms and want to show you your most local oysters. This way, you support the local farm (your wallet too) and reduce our carbon footprint. But don’t worry, we will still show you ALL of your oyster options!
“If you think Y chromosomes go better with mollusks, allow us to introduce the Oyster Guys, foxy young things who rove with a bucket and shucking knife, bringing briny goodness straight to your mouth…”
“The oyster girls,” as they’re known, dress according to the occasion and are schooled in discussion points on mollusks’ aphrodisiac qualities, plus they can be rented by the hour. Because naked sushi is so last decade.”